Odznaki
Ass-ass-in
Forget to remove a curse word used as a placeholder and be informed about it by the client
Commitment Issues
Rollback a rollback commit
Déjà Vu
Introduce a bug, fix it, and then reintroduce the exact same bug later
DROP DATABASE
Damage the production database to the point where it must be restored from a backup
Exhibitionist
Commit sensitive data into repository
First Time
Take down a production application
Guys, I Might Have Fucked Up
Damage the production database and then delete the backup while trying to restore it
It's Not a Bug
Find incorrect code that produces the desired result
Kaboom
Forget to add a WHERE clause to an UPDATE or DELETE statement
Master Debugger
Freeze production application by leaving binding.pry in the code
Quick Hands
Push your code, immediately find a typo, amend fix to the commit and force push it, simultaneously overwriting someone else's changes that were added during this small time window between your initial push and the fix
Schrödinger's Test
Introduce a flaky test
Vivisection
Temporarily modify a running production application by monkeypatching its code through Rails console over SSH
You Spin Me Round
Hang up a production app with an endless loop/recursion